the royals are losing and a lunch box

amanda is nervous. to be honest, i am a little too.
That is a good opening, Katie. Rather suspenseful. I believe we may have caught our readers' attention right off the bat.
well, i would hope so. I mean, now people might want to know what we are nervous about. would it be a good idea to tell them?
nah.

We would like to apologize for being so long in returning to blogging. If we have checked the records correctly, this has been the longest we have been away from you all. Forgive us. We have forgotten the faces of our fathers, indeed.
callaspo.

If anyone was counting, I do believe that Bank Midwest won the Second Roommate Battle. I mean, I haven't done any counting. But it sounds right to me.
that is true. what did we promise to the winner? although as far as i have experienced promises might not be followed through on. speaking of which, i do believe every new triumph hopeful has failed. true or false?
Well, on the first account, I don't believe there was anything for the winner. Though, I haven't checked, but let's just agree on that, since someone (Brett) didn't follow through with the last one, and no one received a prize. But next time, there is going to be quite the prize to fight for, perhaps so great an award that two roommates may have to do some voting (or at least bribe other people to vote for them). As for the second topic you brought up. . .
well this is awkward.
Sorry, but it is shameful to be a part of a group that had such high aspirations. I personally will not be receiving a triumph point because I have gone to zero Royals games this month.
well you could still do something about that. but you might not want to so i will allow you to do whatever you feel like doing. I would now like to change the subject and say that this very day i received a wonderful prize from work.
Oh. I know. Is it fabulous?
oh, my yes. you would not even believe how fabulous it is. and even green, and has the possibility of tastiness.
Um, I know what it is, Katie, and sorry, but you cannot eat it.
but something tasty could be found inside of it.
Ah. Yes. I am okay with that. If I didn't know what it was I would ask if it was a refrigerator.
well its not, but in another way it is, don't you agree?
And with that wonderful quote, it is time for The Office.

We are still a teeny nervous. True?
true.